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Dress up to the maxnightelegance
Showcase things like a model from The Price Is Right
Sell it
Sell all the things
This could be you and me together owning this BBQ Grill or BedSpread
Experiment with your hands
Go on, Vogue
Let your body move to the music
Bid 1 dollar a lot
Bid 1 dollor more than others
Take pictures
Go into nature
Stay there until you have identified 10 different bird species
Write a 5-7-5 Haiku about one of them
Field guide / Fieldglasses optional
Obtain a treat you can cut in half
Cut it in half
Set half aside
Cut the remaining half in half
Eat 1 half
Set half aside
Cut the remaining half in half
Eat 1 half
Set half aside
Cut the remaining half in half
Eat 1 half
Set half aside
. . .
. .
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How many times can you cut the remainder in half?
Spin around until you fall down or throw up
Throw some rocks as far as you can
Make a paper airplane and throw that as far as you can
Take, like, a lot of a laxitive
Wantonly break glass
Throw a public temper tantrum without warning
Poke something with a stick
Roast a marshmallow
Learn 3 knock knock jokes
Go to the water
Get in
Read soup recipes
Once you have an idea, acquire ingredients
Make the soup
Eat the soup w/ friends
Take notes on possible improvements / effects
Set somebody up
For the next 10 days
Throw out 10 things
Get a cup
Make a sign
Spare change until you have enough money to buy something
Decorate a scorecard
Keep it with you
Every time you worry make a mark
Try to pay more attention and yet lower the frequency
Also, you are now on a worry budget
You get 60 seconds to worry about a thing
Then you have to move on
Also, Buy ice cream or other decadent treat
If you worry have some
The calories are better for you than the worry
Write something short
Go to an open mic
Get up and read it
Grab a book
Go to a cafe
Have a drink and read for a while
You now have bad luck Do everything in your power to reverse it
Do enough to get by
And enough to stay fly
Bum Rush a Show
Act like ya know
Back That Ass Up
Drop It Like It's Hot
Bite A Style
Turn Down for What
Get crazy with the Cheese Whiz
Have Dirty's Money
Go somewhere you can observe the night sky
Identify constellations
Write a 5 line story about a conflict between two
Recite the story aloud
Burn the story
Tell a friend you shit your pants
Run away
Stay away from them for 4 hours
Go out in public
Say you shit your pants so that people hear you
Run
Make a party mix for a friend and give it to them
Make some Chex Mix
Go to a party or club and talk to at least 8 strangers
Name your ultimate party squad and get them together
This game requires 2 or more players
Make a piece of toast
The toastfinder(s) leave the game area
The toasthider hides the toast and announces 'ready'
Now it is time for the toastfinder to find the toast
Make a scorecard
Have a tournament
Forecast your life for the next 7 minutes
Forecast your life for the next 7 hours
Forecast your life for the next 7 days
Forecast your life for the next 7 weeks
Forecast your life for the next 7 months
Forecast your life for the next 7 years
Listen to some 7 seconds
Get rid of the piece of furniture you like the least or burn it
Kill forever the project that is least likely to happen
Give away something you love
Take, like, a lot of a laxative, set the rest on fire
Wash your ass
Name a place you go and vow to never return
Throw away an object of great personal value or burn it
Silently end a personal relationship
Write down your worst memory, burn it
Ask a stranger what they really think about you
You have been elected the representative for a group of animals
Determine the species
Establish their needs
Make a sign and show it to people
Create a petition and get 10 signatures
Go to a city council meeting and speak, showing your petition
Work the demands of your constituents into your speech
Publicly proclaim you had sex with a celebrity
Tell people you know
Make a sign saying the same and stand at an intersection with it for an hour
Form a van buying posse of 8 people
Buy a van
Share the van
A car won't make you money
But a truck will make you money
Obtain Ninja Costume and Ninja Toe Boots
Obtain Shuriken or Throwing Knives
Obtain Ninja Sword or grappling hook
Practice 20 times
Go out at night and Ninja 3 times
Go on a five mile walk
Include a hill, a small picnic, and a field guide
Each day for 30 days . . .
Down 4 pints of water
Walk 3 miles
Put 2 dollars in an envelope
Write 1 page in a notebook
Eat at least 2 home cooked meals
Stretch for 3 min
Read 3 pages of something
Meditate for 4 minutes
Assume everyone you communicate w/ knows more than you
Listen to new music
Pay it back to that one person
Return the favor to the other
Pay it forward to a stranger
Say 'word' to your (or any) mother
Go to the library and have a conversation
Jaywalk
Litter
Start a fire in a park Bar-b-que
Put your extra garbage in someone else's can
Tag up a sign
Publicly confess you did these things
Print out some scripts
Tell friends to meet you at the spot
Do the script
What bugs live near you?
Chronicle the bugs in your neighborhood
Name them by species
What do they eat?
Give them nicknames
Make some stickers
Go out and put your stickers places
Obtain and use a hackysack
Listen to Primus
Eat Ramen
Hang out at Taco Bell or Denny's for 2+ hours
Drive, Ride, Skate or Walk to nowhere
Pay for things with loose change until you run out
Subscribe to a magazine with quality content
Science
High Fructose
Nature
Fence
Astronomy
Physical Anthropology
Archaeology
What edible flowers and greens grow near you?
Make a colorful salad for four
Get some cartoons from the paper
White out the existing dialogue
Re-write the cartoons to be as crass and graphic as possible
Make copies
Put them up
Listen to the band Baby Robots
Call people 'BeeBee' as a nickname
Go to a thrift store and buy a cookbook
Make a recipe from that book within 2 days
Go to a used book store, grab a book on a subject unappealing
Read 14 pages of that book within 2 days
Go to a library and check out a book of poetry
Read 10 poems from that book aloud to yourself, a friend, or a pet
Return the book of poetry on time
Hats can be physical
Hats can refer to roles we play
Hats are a kind of cymbal
Hats are a kind of symbol
Try 10 hats
Incorporate Tater Tots into an act
Isn't it about time you went through your sock drawer?
Out with the old
In with the new
Make an altar of/to the dead socks
Set it on fire
Create a philosophy of several tenets
Formulate an outfit to communicate your message
Invent 3 ritual gestures
Create a blessing and bestow it upon people
Make a handouts and hand them out
You are now a Gallery Curator
Choose 3 Themes you want to put in your virtual art show
Create an outfit that matches your themes
Discover at least 8 pieces of art per theme
Using Slides or another online document service, copy+pasta the art into your show
Credit the makers of the art
Invite people to the show, discuss, mingle
Draw a map that includes your house and a nearby park Follow the map to the park Smell 3 plants on the way there, note location Note the location of your favorite trees If you're a dog person meet some dogs, noting location If you're not a dog person look at all the dogs you hate, noting location Pick up some trash and log where you found it and where it was disposed of Skip a part of the way home, noting skip route
You work for the Agency in East Berlin
You are to meet a contact and protect them from harm
They do not know they are a target
Move them safely through three checkpoints
Dance to Goth and New Wave
Drive a car quickly or run like hell to evade danger
We are being visited for the first time by aliens You are responsible for hosting an ambassador Visit the places you take them to ensure they are safe Prepare a practice meal, they prefer their food blue Write down what it means to be a human on Earth
What were you wearing when you fell off the ship? What is the name of your effigy of a person who acts as your bff? Build / make that effigy. Invite a fruity drink that goes along with your island Something from Gilligan's Island
Buy the biggest, darkest sunglasses you can find
Put them on
You have permission to NGAF
Come up with 2 characters based on people in your life
Write down five related fictional events that happen to these people
Cast it using real people, finger puppets, stuffed animals, etc
Scout out locations for shooting the scenes
Shoot the scenes and edit them together
Debut your film
Obtain a Machete, Compass, Canteen and Safari wear, binoculars
Learn what poison oak, poison ivy and posion sumac are
Go to a place thick with brush
Hack your way in, until you can't see civilzation
Leave a mark
Set up a hang spot
Return several times
Make arrangements w/ a friend for mutual neck rubs
Shirts off - Comfy Chair - 20 Minutes
Massage oil or heat required
Prank call your friends
Prank text your friends
Burner phones work well
Quality+record the calls
Post where possible
Listen to the classics
Attend a casting call type audition, do not prepare
Publicize and hold a casting call audition, do not prepare
Write a Thank You note in your hand on paper Send it via the mail to that person or their surrogate
Create a grizzled-veteran or wide-eyed rookie 70's cop persona
Create an outfit to match using at least 2 polyester items that are shades of brown
Drink coffee out of a styrofoam cup
Go on a stake out with your partner
Fill out paperwork on how the Punks got away
Write an apology in your hand on paper
Send it via the mail to that person or their surrogate
Post a no trespassing sign
Be in a place you are not supposed to be
Watch the movie
Ask yourself 10 troubling questions about your life
Every time your mind tries to answer the questions stop it
Do this a lot
Buy a new notebook
Let's go right now
Calendar this everyday right now
Try Kombucha
Do some Yoga
Go for a hike
Drink 4 pints of water a day for a month
Sniff on some Eucalyptus, Lemongrass or Sandalwood
Eat some Avocado
Make a chia or flax seed shaker and use it
Meditate
Obtain an American or Australian football
Obtain a tee
Learn to place-kick
Kick for points
Form a boat buying posse of 8 people
Buy a boat
Learn good boating skills
Learn to tie knots
Share the boat
Set a course for adventure
Go to places news crews set up
Make a sign and sneak into frame
or
Get them to interview you
Judge someone mercilessly in writing until exhaustion
That person should not be present
Write down every aspect of their qualities
Give elaborate opinions
Analyze them
What are they doing wrong?
What the fuck is up with their clothing?
When you are done burn the evidence
Let your compassion for this person grow with the flames
Notice these sounds
[] distant transportation
[] faucet drip
[] outside birds
[] a beep
[] a hum
[] a bird
[] a drum
[] sleeping / snoring
[] food prep
[] settling furniture
[] opening of a food container
make a mandala on a plate
make an edible piece of clothing
make a wood stamp from a potato
make a mosaic pattern with hard candy
Learn everything you can about Oumuamua
Write a 5 paragraph paper on the interstellar object
Make an illustrative study on a piece of nice paper
Work it into conversations with at least 5 people
Understand how the word was used by its original culture
Write a 5 paragraph paper on it
Make an illustrative study on a piece of nice paper
Work it into conversations with at least 5 people
Eat the following with your hands
substitutions for prohibitions OK
Start and sustain a food fight
Go camping in your place
Set up bedding
Have a snack
Read a story
Look up to the stars and dream
Sleep there
Leave the campsite better than your found it
Get your commercial driver's license
sub limo, forklift, plane, boat OK
For 100 days
Read 7 pages when you get up
Read 8 pages before you sleep
Over the course of 100 days
Get a copy of a script of a favorite movie, play or show
Get a pair of drumsticks
Do some practice tutorials
Get a couple food or flower seeds
Try to grow them
Watch The Young Ones episode Sick where Neil gives his famous 'seed' speech
Find a patch of public space that has some weeds
Tend that patch over the course of 8 weeks
Learn 3 magic tricks
Obtain a complete, used deck of playing cards
Learn and play a game favored in the days of yore
Give people spy-movie nicknames and say 'well played, name' a lot
Listen to a symphony, a sonata and a concerto
For 3 days, each day
For 4 days, each day
For 5 days, each day
Figure out when/where the next Carnival or Fair is
Create an outfit for it
Go there
Ride at least 7 rides
Play at least 5 games
Eat 3 of the following
Ask how you can apply for a job and apply
Try to sell something like gum, candy bars, ginseng or a prize you won
Stay until kicked out
Watch the original
Watch a cover version
Privately, temporarily fall in love with something un-attainable
Climb to the top of something with an effigy of your love
Yell, Roar, Bark, Bite
Have an assistant throw paper airplanes at you
Set the effigy of your love on the thing you climbed
Climb down and do a trust-fall w/ your assistant
Meditate for 4 minutes on what they took from Kong
Write a letter to Variety magazine demanding justice for Kong
Never reveal your secret love
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